I have long thought that I would be one of those rare people that vastly changes the world for the better – someone like Edison, Einstein or Oakenfold. And finally I can announce my cure for famine. A product which can feed so many people so cheaply that even I can buy a packet in a reasonably upmarket supermarket for just 37 pence. Just one packet I estimate could keep someone nutritionally fed for a week. 37 pence. Yes, I present to you my very exciting cure for famine: I look forward to my Nobel nomination and subsequent prize.