Dear Cadbury’s OK I’m overweight. Not horrendously so but I am a good 10kg above the weight that one should be. I don’t eat a huge amount of chocolate. My main issue is not doing any exercise – I refuse to go to the gym as I don’t want people to think I am one of those gym types, and I never get laid as I only get fat matches on Tinder – and when I say fat, I mean phat fat. I am sure that they are lovely girls but I have enough difficulties getting aroused at my age … Continued