Resident Advisor advised me of an article regarding how to choose a laptop for DJing with 8 questions one should ask oneself – I thought I could do better: 1. Does the logo light up? 2. Is it thinner than a piece of paper? 3. How many pointless things can I sync it to? 4. Would I get more sex if I invested that money in a penis extension instead? 5. Will it finally make those pesky vinyl DJs extinct due to its futureness? 6. Is it really that difficult to burn cds? 7. What will I do when it … Continued
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Most people would keep something like this secret, but given my near-perfection, at least in music tastes, if not also in beauty and intelligence, I thought I should admit something a tiny little bit embarrassing – it is always good to make the odd mistake in your life, so here goes. I once bought the below album: Oh yeah…Strictly Ayia Napa. Wicked. Did you know I went there once too? Only a couple of years ago too. Ouchy ouchy.
Forgive me for being a white male in a country which is predominantly white so perhaps not having the experience of the injustice of racism I might not be able to comprehend as well as others, but isn’t this picking out certain footballers who have used the n-word a bit pedantic? I am sure that it is offensive to many, and should ideally not be used. I would certainly not use it. Neither should a certain previously bald striker for Man Utd go around saying f****** c*** all the time every game, or so it seems – surely that is … Continued
During innebriation last weekend, apparently I applied for a Google Adsense account – I guess with 200 visits some days to certain pages with nice pictures on, it might have generated me a few quid, who knows. However, I have been declined – due to Of all things… Wait for it… This is me we are talking about… We’ve found adult content on your site. This includes text or images that contain sexual, lewd or provocative content, and sites that require users to be at least 18, or that may not be safe for work. A little warning here, do … Continued
In chronological order: 1. The sausage roll I just bought. With a big pile of ketchup. 2. Scratching the 3 scratchcards that I just bought. I allow myself one a week – gambling seems the right thing to do when unemployed, and I won £6 last weekend which is my highest win all year. So I have re-invested. 3. Gravy. I need gravy. It is my most reliable and available cure, though it does mean a walk to Morrison’s and I am not in the mood to get off the sofa. Bugger. 4. A day of politics and news. As … Continued
I kind of feel that I am at a crossroads in my life at the moment. I do not have a defined career goal, and now the shackles of employment have long been released, the world is kind of my oyster if I want to go somewhere new to find a job. But I am not the travelling sort, I like my life as it is, and have become quite appreciative of myself, but my life is missing something. Instant pleasure would be gained through being able to enjoy the music I love so much, in my local area. But … Continued
Dear Sir This kind of thing really doesn’t look good. It reminds me of Tony Blair. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8947629/David-Cameron-sneaks-out-detail-of-talks-with-Rupert-Murdoch.html Seriously – I am a conservative voter and I never ever want to see Labour back in power but that kind of stunt is just like giving them an open goal. ps Apologies for not sending this to Number 10, but I did not get a reply from my previous attempt. And can you chill out on the Europe thing please now especially in regards to making our leader’s job more difficult – we inherited a mess, no need to make it more … Continued
I think it was 3 months today that I was officially unemployed, and now I am employed once more. Albeit only for a week. Which is better than nothing. And one never knows, it may lead onto more hours in the future if I make a good impression. And I always make a good impression on the dancefloor with girls so there is no reason why I wouldn’t make a good impression in a new job. That logic works, doesn’t it? Still waiting to hear back from that job that I really wanted that I had an interview for. Anyway, … Continued
But one more fucking lawyer. Happy days for Radio 1 and it’s listeners. Judge Jules is leaving to become a lawyer. I know Judge Jules is actually supposed to be a nice guy but with a hoodie and face like that, I am unable to be nice to him. Oh yes, the judge does budge. Like a 15 year old pint of milk, he long ago went off. Sorry.
The world changed yesterday quite significantly but I doubt that all of my readers would have realised this so I thought I should say my piece. There is a lot to say, and I am not sure one blog post can do it justice, but I will try. Before I start, I would like to remind you that I am a Conservative, with liberal leanings and I do believe that in an ideal world there would be no individual countries, we would all be governed together, with one single currency, however we are still centuries away from becoming that enlightened. … Continued