One Brown Gone – One To Go

Sad news yesterday as it was announced that Phil Brown has been relieved of his managerial duties.

I can understand it in some ways thanks to his bizarre substitutions, team choices and desire to defend when we are an attacking side. Or maybe he is far too implicated in the Paul Duffen scandal and had to go? However the time to get rid of him was in October, not now.

I feel the need to post to celebrate his achievements.

1. Rescue us from almost certain relegation to League 1 in his first half season.
2. Take us to Wembley for the first time in our 100-odd year history.
3. Win at Wembley to get us promoted to the highest division for the first time ever.
4. The miraculous start to Premier League life, beating Arsenal, Tottenham etc and being the talk of the league.
5. Somehow keeping us up even though nobody ever expected us to finish above bottom.
6. Annoying Arsene Wenger.
7. Taught thousands of people how to sing.
8. Kept a mass of sunbed companies in business in Hull.
9. Allegedly persuaded a girl not to jump off the Humber Bridge.
10. Defending Bulland and Barmby for fighting in front of 100 woman from the Women’s Institute on International Women’s Day.

Oh well relegation here we come.

Now, how do we get rid of the other Brown?

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