I thought it was about time that my mullet had some further definition so I have been to get my hair cut, by a ridiculously attractive Eastern European lady of course. I asked her if this hairstyle was popular in her country, she didn’t know what to say at first. I then advised her that I was a leader in style, and that I had a mohican before David Beckham. She proceeded to advise that it was rather popular many, many years ago. Love me – love my mullet x
Tornadoes, hurricanes, blizzards, heatwaves, extreme cold – my passion for the weather goes into overdrive with the fascination I have for extreme weather conditions, whether that be what I experience or what I watch on Youtube. If you know me well enough then you know my dream is to go storm chasing in America. But there is always something at the back of my mind questioning whether it is morally acceptable to receive a form of enjoyment out of an act of nature that others suffer from. I read quite an interesting article which was an interview with someone who went … Continued
So for the first part of proving I am still young enough to handle crazy weekends was a trip to Manchester for the Rugby League World Cup Final. I was first taken to The Boulevard in Hull (sounds nicer than it was but rugby league is not supposed to be glitz and glamour…well except for the cheerleading girls) around the age of 7/8 to watch Hull FC. This was my upbringing in terms of rugby league. I used to go every week, me and my Dad were season ticket holders at one point. It being a game mostly played in … Continued
Sven at Matter back in 2009/10 was just a match made in clubbing heaven and when Matter sadly folded and became the dross that it was in the intervening years, there was a hole. A big hole. Maybe like the dreams of a perfect world of global peace and an economy that would always grow, circa the turn of the Millenium, it was just one of those brief moments of a utopian life, cruelly taken away with a return to reality. Sorry but you cannot have things that good. However when LWE announced that they had gone into partnership with the … Continued
It’s been a while. It is a rare event that I persuade someone to head into London or other out-of-town clubbing locations nowadays. Various reasons – my main wonderful clubbing partners spends about 48 weekend a year studying, my life does not revolve quite as much around clubbing as it used to and the local scene in Reading has drastically improved in the last 18 months. That and my burgeoning superstar DJ career – DJing does indeed seem to be even more fun than dancing – why did I not learn 10 years ago?! My reputation is so great now … Continued
So last night I made probably one of the wisest investments of my adult life and bought Friendship. I am now a friend of the Conservative Party. I can officially now be called a Tory. My new mate Dave, wrote to me straight afterwards: Dear Mr Winfield, Firstly, let me offer you a very warm welcome to the Conservatives. I’m delighted you have taken the decision to help us turn Britain around bybecoming a Friend of the Party. Your membership card will be posted out to youshortly (within the next month). As a Friend, you have a vital role to play. … Continued
Only Valentine’s Day tops Halloween in my experience in terms of loathed moronic celebrations. But it isn’t just the pointless aberration of the day itself – the impact of an allegedly scary day did impact upon me very significantly: 1. Someone sat on the train seat that I wanted to sit on. He looked scary so I chose not to start a fight with him.2. Morrisons didn’t have any Goldenfry Gravy. Any. They look like they have stopped selling it.3. Ok I am struggling now but you get my point. Halloween is an event designed to encourage child … Continued
Today is payday. Some people will treat themselves to the finest steak they can locate. Others will upgrade frm 613 Oxford Road to a more refined Ascot hooker. Others will eschew their usual 5% pure Colombian for their dealer’s special £100 Bolivian (the only reason I know about this is because I read an article in the Economist). I know how to live, and am always looking to take the minimal techno’n’roll lifestyle to the next level so I decided to pop by Morrisons in Bracknell so I could stock up on chicken Goldenfry Gravy. Do you see any Goldenfry? … Continued
I don’t do enough moaning and ranting on my blog. I weighed myself this morning. The shocking but unsurprising conclusion after a week of binge-eating was the fact that I have put 3kg of weight on and have reached a new morning weight record of 94.6kg (I have weighed more a few times but that was in the evening). What the fuck?! 3kg in one week? Very annoying as I was gradually losing weight this year and at one point had lost nearly 5kg which is quite reasonable for someone who does fuck all exercise except some walking and going … Continued
Ahh Ryanair. It is amazing how many morons are on the Ryanair flight to Ibiza. Can anyone answer if other destinations have such a high proportion of nobheads on their respective budget flights? I decided that it would be more fun to fly with Ryanair from East Midlands…first going south to Basingstoke, then west to Bridgend before ending up near Derby…as you do. Ryanair don’t make things easy so why should I?! Anyway, I wasn’t planning on going to Ibiza this year due to finances but there was an excellent offer available that I just could not resist, a few … Continued