News has reached me of the sad demise of the breast ever (sorry) publication known to modern civilisation. I don’t think any newspaper had quite such an educational effect on me as a youngster as the Daily Sport. The final publication for example, has a very enlightening headline of “Cheryl Cole Upskirt Pic Shock”. Quite how it could run into financial difficulties with such exceptional reporting, I do not know. Such were the high standards of this publication, that the editor used to do a nipple count, to ensure that there were no fewer than 26 per issue. Other famous … Continued
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OK perhaps hanging would be a little extreme but I am pretty fucked off to see these stupid, irresponsible, selfish arseholes causing mayhem across our wonderful capital city, London, once again. And equally annoyed to see that they are now threatening to disrupt the royal wedding. I have no idea what they think gives them the belief that it is acceptable to disrupt two people’s special day, no matter whether you support the existence of the royal family, or not. Not only that, but Prince William is a member of our armed forces, so for me, this is an extra reason why … Continued
Writing my blog always seems to be quite helpful to my mood, it has been a bit of a frustrating last week or so. A rare rubbish week, even then it had a good Wednesday night and some other little highlights hidden away. Firstly I didn’t get the job that I went for within my current company in my old team with the best ever manager that I have worked for in my life, which I really wanted. I did of course get good feedback as I do tend to interview quite well, however there was someone just that bit better than … Continued
According to the budget calculator, I will be £90.66 a year better off. I wonder if this ever happened when Labour were in charge?! I would hope by now that I don’t need to explain why we are in a financial mess…if I just mention the name “Gordon” that should do. We still have a huge debt, it isn’t going down – the amount that we add to it every year as per the deficit just isn’t getting any bigger now (give or take). Eventually it should reduce to zero. Which will still mean that even at the end of this parliament … Continued
So I decided that at 10:45pm on the day before a job interview that I would go to Tesco just before it shut, not for alcohol, but for chocolate. I have a chocolate craving. How odd. This keeps happening to me at the moment late at night – is this normal? Anyway, standing in the queue, minding my own business, two drunk and fairly attractive young ladies in front of me (the sort that would be far more attractive if they weren’t so obsessed with fake tan, fake hair, way overdone make-up, you know the sort), one turns around and … Continued
The night started off at Mango, which was probably the first time I had enjoyed a night out there for about two years – no unbearably loud sound, a good reasonably friendly crowd with no sign of dickheads, some good underground music in the garden and some good looking girls (though not a patch on those at fabric!). Then to fabric. We were lucky to get in at 08:30 – went to the front of the queue to be told members have no priority – went to the back to be told the queue is closed but they saw my … Continued
Click the photo and tell me what is the point of the green traffic light in the middle of the photo.
Looks like Reading has some competition in it’s bid for city status. Goole has applied for said status. According to Howard Duckworth who spearheaded the campaign, Goole has everthing going for it – I quote “We’ve got one of the biggest ports; we’ve got junction 36 industrial park which is inches away from the M62 [motorway]… we’ve now a fledgling tourism industry with the Waterways museum and Blacktoft Sands.” Even people from Hull take the piss out of Goole. I have unearthed some photographs of Goole. Roadtrip to Goole, anyone?
I have decided against disturbing my vocal chords today, or at least my brain has decided not to activate them. It appears that I have limited resources so I fear my review of the excellent night out on Saturday may be a little limited in descriptive vocabulary compared to what it deserves, I appear to have used more resources than I originally anticipated and therefore I need to conserve my limited resources for more productive matters. I remember putting in a lot of effort to try to persuade my delightful collection of friends to come to fabric with me almost 5 years ago when … Continued
I cannot help but think that being in power or being a leader, encourages delusion and a disconnection to reality. Firstly we have this nut-case who has been running Libya for about 42 years, who is claiming that Al-Qaeda have drugged his population’s Nescafe and therefore they are uprising but it is calming down now the hallucinogenic drugs have worn off, that he isn’t actually president of Libya so therefore any violence cannot be blamed upon him and that his people love him. And then Iran’s National Olympic Committee are threatening to boycott the London Olympics as the logo is racist (2012 is … Continued