As Erick “I DJ to stick my cock in bimbos” Morillo once sung, “I like to move it, move it”. Actually, I don’t, I hate moving. But still, it is time to ask myself where I should be living. Don’t worry, friends, lovers, groupies and future haters – I am staying in Reading. At least until my house music revolution has propagated me to playing alongside Paris Hilton at DC10 every week, or on the off-chance that my plan fails and the lure of Shoreditch proves so much so I can finally wear purple leggings, string vest and a sailor’s … Continued
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It’s been a while since I did a weekend blog post. In fact I hardly ever blog about anything now, do I? I would love to make up for it but I have so much happening at the moment…all good things of course! I’m actually excited about a visiting DJ tonight in Reading. When was the last time I said this? I really don’t remember. King Roc back around 2008? Crazy. Maybe that is because we have so many good local DJs in Reading?! The guys behind Cubed are doing something different though and are making waves through the decayed … Continued
Sadly for those with a crude mind, I am talking economics not something else. You may be aware that we re-entered recession in the last quarter for the second time in recent years, hence the term ‘double dip recession’. I have to admit that I thought we would escape such a scenario with very minor growth of along the lines of 0.1%. But instead we shrunk by 0.2%. It is far from the end of the world, it is more of a technical recession than anything anyone will notice, but it will reduce confidence and sentiment which are important for … Continued
I think I am having a moment. Or I am about to have a moment. Is it really worth it? Do I really like it? I’m not luvvin it, lovin’ it or loving it. I don’t want to say too much as I know I am very good at foot in mouth syndrome and I am well aware from past history that anyone can, and does, read my blog, including the Russian mafia. And the ex-manager that I referred to as The Internet Gestapo. Though it did help me towards my eventual redundancy I like to think, which will have … Continued
You may be aware that I gave up the humble semi-colon for Lent. It was Easter just gone, in case you didn’t realise, and I am now slowly getting back in the habit of using them. I think I may have got into trouble with my joking sarcastic manner once or twice on Facebook, etc by not using the 😉 Anyway, enough teasing – so how did I do? Well, in the final week I think it was, I accidentally hit the ; instead of a , I quickly wrote fuck, and apologised but it was done. However, the week … Continued
OK, I did a few silly things at the weekend with my lack of sobriety and it seems writing letters of complaint was one of them. Free soap though! **************************** Dear Sir I bought a bottle of Cusson’s Carex original handwash soap. I only bought it because it was on special offer at a super market, I have no preferred brand. It slides off my skin before I can apply it all over my hands. I will not be buying it again. I hope you appreciate the feedback. Kind regards James Winfield **************************** Hi-thanks for your emailI’m sorry to learn … Continued
1. Petrol isn’t about to go down in price – think of it as a good investment. Especially in a week or two when there is none – if you have a kitchen full then just imagine how much you can sell it for. 2. The people who don’t panic buy will be the stupid people – so the quicker we run out of petrol, the quicker the stupid people won’t be driving. 3. A sense of belonging. Everyone is doing it, so just like watching people with big dicks rowing a boat every 4th August, join in with your … Continued
I saw this on Thursday night and e-mailed my most regular clubbing partner on the off-chance that she might be up for it…even though it was supposed to be my first proper chill-out weekend of 2012. She said yes. So I put our names on the guest-list, and it being a Saturday day-time party I decided to stay up all Friday night. Will I ever learn? Saturday day-time clubbing is the way forward. Whenever I go clubbing in the evening I tend to have spent about the past 8 hours drinking as I get too excited too early. On Saturday … Continued
Regular readers will have noticed a dramatic fall in the amount of blog posts, not just on this blog but all 6 of them since I started working full-time again. I am even seriously considering stopping my weather forecasts. This is not the only area of my life that is suffering whilst I am struggling to manage my time. Such is the importance of being successful in my new job, I am not even blogging during work hours now…though I did write this on my lunch break after my stuffing balls. I have three priorities at the moment: 1. Passing … Continued
Sometimes you just have to accept what you have got, and more pertinently what you haven’t got. Especially when you have run out of gold (enfry).